PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book.